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Wow. I have nothing exciting to say with this post.
I typed out a few sentences but deleted them... they were too boring.... but you know what's not boring? College football. I can't believe the sequence of events that have happened even before the season started. I feel like the world is finally paying us back for all the crap that happened last year that kept us out of the Big 12 championship game and ultimately the MNC. First, Gresham, the tight end at OU, sustains a season-ending knee injury before the season even starts! Then Bradford, OU's quarterback, sprains his shoulder during the first half of the opening game, putting him out for 4+ weeks. (side note: these 2 were idiots anyway for coming back instead of entering the NFL draft, where they were sure to be first round picks... I guess there's no incentive to leave early when you're already getting paid to play in college....................) Okie state loses to UH...WTF? OU loses to BYU and Miami, so no need to worry about a 3-way tie this year, thank god! Broyles, OU's best wide receiver, sprains his shoulder over the weekend. Okie state's wide receiver Dez Bryant lies to the NCAA and is ineligible to play the rest of the season. And Baylor's star quarterback, Griffin, tears his ACL, ending his season prematurely (Take that Art Briles! That's what you get for voting us so low last year). So what does this mean? We play OU without their star quarterback, tight end, or wide receiver. Then we tackle Okie state on Halloween at Stillwater, which would have been pretty scary if Dez Bryant was playing, but he's not. And finally, Baylor is no longer a threat without their star quarterback. Bottom line: we only have ourselves to blame if we're not playing at Pasadena come January.
....is anyone still reading this?
*cricket's chirping*